What does astrophysicians mean? - Definitions.net

An astrologer is someone who makes logs about the stars. You know, like...
Captains log, stardate 2403.6... We are currently in orbit of Uranus, in search of the Klingon warships that have been plaguing the outer solar system...


An astrophysician, on the other hand, is a doctor who specializes in healing asteroids. They are very important in the game "Asteroids", because after the player blasts all the asteroids to smithereens, someone has to put them back together for the next game!
A cosmetologist is just a Russian word for a person who's so tall that his head is figuratively in space.

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